If you smell what The Rock is cooking?

When Dwayne Johnson says "If you smell what The Rock is cooking?", Simone asks "Are we having pancakes?".

Candy Ass

Dwayne Johnson likes candy ass so much that he always invited for fiestas for the main event with the pinata.

Half Black Half Samoan

Dwayne Johnson is proud about his heritage so why doesn't he call himself half Samoan half Canadian.

Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment

By the looks of his hair you can see why. GO ROCKY

Iraq Ship

One time Dwayne Johnson blew up an Iraq ship by throwing a rock.

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson maybe a powerful strong hitter but he never could knockout Dwayne Johnson.

Bachelors Degree in Criminology

Dwayne Johnson has a degree in Criminology but he uses that degree to play as cops and agents in movies.

Revolving Doors

Dwayne Johnson doesn't push revolving doors to get in, he smashes the revolving door in.

Chuck Norris And Death

When Chuck Norris saw Death he laughed but didn't realize Death brought back up then Chuck Norris turned around and saw Dwayne Johnson.

Gridiron Gang

Even though in real life Sean Porter is white man, Dwayne Johnson as professional action actor believed he was white during the filming of the movie.

Lana

When Dwayne Johnson was checking out Catherine Joy Perry, he was thinking about that pie in the food service table at the backstage.

Tax Season

When Dwayne Johnson goes in to pay taxes during tax season, they only bill him eight dollars because of one dollar of each knuckle.

UFC

If Dwayne Johnson had joined the UFC, Brock Lesnar would of never been the longest reigning UFC World Champion.

Hitting Women

The Rock doesn't need to hit women because his mouth already does it for him.

Hunger In Samoa

Dwayne Johnson's tears can water a fruit tree so big that the fruit can feed a whole village in Samoa.

Endorsements

Dwayne Johnson when he was a full time athlete made millions of dollars endorsing Toaster Strudels.

The Hardcore Championship Title

Dwayne Johnson never won the "Hardcore Championship Title" because the title was too scared to be around his waist because Dwayne Johnson would of been the longest reining hardcore champion of all time.

The People's Eyebrow

When Dwayne Johnson gives a woman the people's eyebrow, she gasps till her heart fills with love but when Dwayne Johnson gives a man the people's eyebrow he fell down because he just had a heart attack.

Representing Miami

Dwayne Johnson says he will always represent Miami, Florida but really he was born in Hayward, California.

Jabroni

When Dwayne Johnson calls you a jabroni, you might as well add jabroni to your fourth name of your full name.

Beyond The Mat

Everybody was giving Beyond The Mat bad reviews but said that Dwayne Johnson was the best actor in the movie because everybody was afraid of him.