One time Dwayne Johnson blew up an Iraq ship by throwing a rock.
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Sunday, January 11, 2015
Monday, January 5, 2015
Bachelors Degree in Criminology
Dwayne Johnson has a degree in Criminology but he uses that degree to play as cops and agents in movies.
Revolving Doors
Dwayne Johnson doesn't push revolving doors to get in, he smashes the revolving door in.
Sunday, January 4, 2015
Chuck Norris And Death
When Chuck Norris saw Death he laughed but didn't realize Death brought back up then Chuck Norris turned around and saw Dwayne Johnson.
Gridiron Gang
Even though in real life Sean Porter is white man, Dwayne Johnson as professional action actor believed he was white during the filming of the movie.
Lana
When Dwayne Johnson was checking out Catherine Joy Perry, he was thinking about that pie in the food service table at the backstage.
Tax Season
When Dwayne Johnson goes in to pay taxes during tax season, they only bill him eight dollars because of one dollar of each knuckle.
UFC
If Dwayne Johnson had joined the UFC, Brock Lesnar would of never been the longest reigning UFC World Champion.
Hunger In Samoa
Dwayne Johnson's tears can water a fruit tree so big that the fruit can feed a whole village in Samoa.
The Hardcore Championship Title
Dwayne Johnson never won the "Hardcore Championship Title" because the title was too scared to be around his waist because Dwayne Johnson would of been the longest reining hardcore champion of all time.
The People's Eyebrow
When Dwayne Johnson gives a woman the people's eyebrow, she gasps till her heart fills with love but when Dwayne Johnson gives a man the people's eyebrow he fell down because he just had a heart attack.
Representing Miami
Dwayne Johnson says he will always represent Miami, Florida but really he was born in Hayward, California.
Jabroni
Saturday, January 3, 2015
Beyond The Mat
Everybody was giving Beyond The Mat bad reviews but said that Dwayne Johnson was the best actor in the movie because everybody was afraid of him.
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